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Bugs In The Software
Adam McTeague, The Flowerman, Precious Percy & Dill Phil
by Precious Percy
Welcome FEZzers, to a brand new issue of FEZ. Sorry for the delay this month, but as you can see from the list of contributors, there's a new team in town. Your old favs have taken flight for a while. Crassnsilly has taken his VW Microbus down to the end of his street and he intends to drive all the way back. The Weird Gang (Bobby Wildside, Munky Harris, Squizzy B, Milo The Kyte, Jeff Klunge and Staffy Plumber) are, as far as we know, in crassnsilly's handbag right this very moment, but don't quote us on that. The wheelie bin seems so empty without them. Circusmouse is, well we just don't know, but we do know, wherever he is, he'll have issues with someone or something, or both. That's one angry rodent. Zed was seen recently, checking out office space in Grafton Street, giving weight to rumours that he's moving into the second hand porn business. Well, if you have the gift of the gab, you may as well abuse it. And finally, the one and only Dave Schwan has been nominated as the Hypocrisy Party's mayoral candidate in the next local government election. Mayor-"elect" Schwan and his team are hard at it, on the mean streets of Cairns getting the message out there to the people. More on that as we have it.
So, people, do not adjust your sets.
しばらくお待ち下さい。
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A little bit of schizophrenic easy listening from Charlydontjam.
Such a shame. How can we get this out? Carrier pigeon anybody?
残念な、皆さん。この音楽はおもろいやろ。どうする～～～？
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It's on! Australia's Labor Party, using recently installed firmware Gillard 2.0, with reboot the system on August 21st. We'll have more to say on this, next month, in our ELECTION issue, as we will bring you coverage so in depth, you'll think FEZ IS the government! Now that would be a fine thing.
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